Wtf Spain? D:

Your first crush was: England (YUUUUUUUUUUS)
But since they were an asshole, you went out with: Japan (... Still good. :I)
By accident(?), this person takes your first kiss: Austria (Whut?)
Was it really an accident? No (OH GODDAMMIT AUSTRIA. >8I)
This person sees and is jealous: England ( I'msosorry.)
Boyfriend is being an ass; you relieve stress by: Getting Drunk (HURRHURR)  
Your brother tries to have sex with you; who is he: Spain ( ...I'M NOT SPANISH.)
Did he succeed? Over 50% means he did: 70% (.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
However, you had lost your virginity to: Shinatty-chan. ( WHY?!)
You get a confession from: France (Expected)
You reject them and this person silently cheers: Spain (WHY DOES MY BROTHER LIKE ME SO?)
Finally, you earn a proposal from: Italy (PASTA FOR DINNER~!)
You accept, but later cheat on them with: Romano (... PIZZA FOR DINNER~!)
Did your partner expect it? Over 50 means they did: 93% (What? ;A; Am I that much of a whore?)
They leave you, and you have sex with: Romano (Ohmai~!)
The condom breaks and you have this many children: 696 ( .... )
You leave your family and marry this stripper: Japan (WHUT? BUT... HE'S TOO SHY)                                                                                      
However, this stripper is jealous and stalks you: Russia (I: ..... Uh..... :I Why are you a stripper Russia? [And why do you have all of my money?])
The stalker kills you by: Chinese curse (RUSSIA. WHY DO YOU KNOW A CHINESE CURSE?)
Who drops to their knees and shouts "NO"? Spain (BRO. THANKS FOR CARING.)
Who rapes your corpse? Spain (BRO!! D8< YOU CARE TOO MUCH!!)