Listening to: Toby fail at Happy Wheels
Reading: Mr. Monk Is Miserable
Watching: Doctor Who
Playing: Pokemon, bitches.
Drinking: APPLE JUICE.
This is my fave quote, from ANYTHING, ever.
"Here's to having anal sex.
Stick it where she would least expect.
Fuck her so hard, make her butt-cheeks flex.
Grab her sister; tell her she's next."
BEST. THING. EVER.