What is... Auspistice?

"What is... an auspistice?" His lips pursed into a thin line. "Really? You're asking me this?" You nodded. "Alright... An auspistice is a medium between two trolls. It keeps them from killing each other. Like how Kanaya kept Eridan and Vriska from killing each other at one point, but Kanaya cut it off." You nodded in understanding. "This quadrant is linked with hate, instead of pity. Unlike Moirallegiance. This is the other quadrant that has nothing to do with reproduction." He cleared his throat. "Okay. Anything else? Or can you leave now?" You giggled. "That's it. Thanks, Beep Beep Meow!" You stood. "You're we- WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" You bolted out the door. "FUCK YOU, [NAME]!"

You laughed when you got home. "Oh Karkat... You're so fun to annoy." You chuckled to yourself. When you got on your laptop, someone started messeging you.

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling [chumHandle] [CH] at [bluhbluhImsolazy]
GC: [N4M3]! 1 N33D YOUR H3LP!
[CH]: Woah. Terezi, what's wrong?!
GC: 1TS VR1SK4! 1 TH1NK SH3S TRY1NG TO M4K3 M3 H3R K1SM3S1S
GC: 1 DONT W4NN4 B3 H3R K1SM3S1S! >: O
[CH]: T-Terezi! Calm down!
[CH]: What do you want me to do?
GC: UH............ TH1S 1S V3RY AWK4RD BUT.... W1LL YOU B3 OUR 4USP1ST1C3?
GC: PL34S3?!?!?!?!
[CH]: Uh....
Terezi sighed. She shouldn't have asked someone to do it. Let alone a human who knew nothing about Troll Romance. Terezi was pulled out of her thoughts when she heard the messenger ding. She put her tongue to the screen, nearly flipping out at what she tasted.
[CH]: Sure, Terezi. I'll be your auspistice.
GC: OH YOU W1LL?! TH4NK GOD
GC: PL34S3 COM3 OV3R 4S SOON 4S YOU C4N!
[CH]: I'll come over now.
GC: OK4Y TH4NKS 4G41N!
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling [chumHandle] [CH] at [stilltoolazy]--

You quickly shut off the computer and ran to Terezi's hive. You knocked on the door and waited. The door opened and Vriska appeared. "What do YOU want?" She sneered at you. "Terezi wanted me to come over." You heard footsteps and Terezi pushed Vriska out of the way. "[Name]! Thanks for coming!" She pulled you in. Vriska growled and slammed the door shut. "WHY is SHE here?" "She's gonna be our auspistice! CAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR KISMESIS!" Vriska growled again. "C'mon, Terezi, you KNOW you want to." Terezi whined. "NO I DON'T!" Vriska advanced on Terezi, making you intervine. "Vriska! Stop! She doesn't want to be your kismesis! Just leave her alone." Vriska groaned. "FINE! But, I'll be back!" Vriska stomped out.

Terezi sighed when the spiderbitch was gone. "Thanks, [Name]. Do you think you can keep auspistizing between us? At least until she gives up." You nodded. "Sure." She giggled. "Wanna RP? I got my scalemates! Hehehehehe!" You laughed. "Yeah, totally!" You two laughed and raced up to Terezi's room. Terezi was estatic. She was happy to have such an awesome auspistice. 'TH1S 1S GONN4 B3 GR34T! H3H3H3H3! >8D'