It's really him the Horror Hero!

There's a certain castle out in the forest
with tinderboxes and oil all around.
Keys are scattered around in the darkness
a shattered Orb lying deep inside

If you're near a Bro, you can call him anytime.
Stranded in a room surrounded by Barrels.
Chaotic Vigilante, he wanders the castle
with a lantern grasped in his left hand!

Rough stone walls that crumble easily
Flickering torches line the halls.
If you want his help, he asks for a collateral;
a certain bottle of fuel will do.

Step up and say "I need some help, Bro."
Step back and present the magic liquid.
There's his voice in a terrified grumble:
"I really wish I had Stephano!"

Pe-Pe-Penis! Pe-Pe-Pe-Penis!
A smoky haze; he knows he shouldn't blink.
Pe-Pe-Penis! Pe-Pe-Pe-Penis!
Let's all make way for the King of the Web!
Pe-Pe-Penis! Pe-Pe-Pe-Penis!
It's really him, the Horror Hero!
Pe-Pe-Penis! Pe-Pe-Pe-Penis!
Rest in peace, Headphone users!

"Bromance" speak only little of this
Challenging the Bros, as if we were big kids.
We all watch him, cause he's our main Bro,
but of course we subscribe to our hero.

"Bromance" speak only little of this
Challenging the Bros, as if we were big kids.
We all watch him, cause he's our main Bro,
but of course we subscribe to our hero!

Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
And now its time for the Barrels to attack.
Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
Lets all make way for PewDie and Stephano.
Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
They're gathering the Bro Amy.
Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
The Barrels know that this won't end well!

Bros and Barrels caught in a strifling suspence
Watching as he glues the Orb together.
Now we realize: the game's in our favor.
There's nowhere for the Barrels to roll!

Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
He keeps hitting his foot on the desk.
Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
He really needs to be more careful.
Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
It's really him, the Horror Hero!
Pew-Die-Pie! Pew-Pew-Die-Pie!
Rest in Peace, Headphone users!

Stephano, Piggeh, Mr. Chair. Remember Chairmode!

So rest in peace, Headphone users!