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France watched in fear as England made dinner. 'Why did agree to let him cook?! ...Oh... I couldn't resist those eyes...' He sighed, rubbing his forehead. France looked back up and was met with the most beautiful sight ever. England's ass. He was bent over, searching for something. "Ohonhonhon~" France laughed quietly, smirking. 'I can't resist that ass, either.' England straightened up, making France sad, and turned around. He raised a busy brow. "What's with you, frog?" France shook out of his trance. "Nothing, Britain. ...Did you drop something?" England looked down. "Behind you." The britishman turned around. 'Ohonhonhon~ I am good.' "FROG! Stop staring at my arse!" England blushed, frowning at his lover. (A/N: THE FRUK. IT BUUUUURNS. But... this is for PianoDream... *Mans up* I can do this.) "My apologies. It's just hard not to stare at that beautiful ass of yours." England stuttered, before growling and going back to cooking.

The smell of burning potatoes filled France's nose. 'Ugh... I need to distract him somehow...' He stood quietly, sneaking up behind England. The britishman jumped when he felt arms slip around his waist. "France. Get off." "Non~." France giggled, slipping his tongue over England's ear. England tensed, gulping slightly. "S-seriously, Frog. Do you want to eat tonight?" France laughed. "Oh, I'll be eating something, alright~." Enlgand's face heated up drastically. The perverted frenchman bent his head down, running his tongue over Britain's neck. The bushy-browed man shuddered, biting his lip. "F-France... S-stop it." France smirked, nibbling and sucking on his boyfriend's neck. Britain jolted and moaned when France hit a certain spot. 'Got ya.' While he distracted Britain, he shut off the stove. 'There...' France looked down, smirking wider when he saw a small tent grow in Britain's pants.

"Well, someone likes the attention~." France purred, reaching a hand around to England's crotch. "Ah! S-shut it, frog!" England grunted. "Ohonhonhon~" France unzipped England's pants, freeing his hardening member. That seemed to snap Britian out of it. He pushed France away, zipping his pants back up. "Frog! I'm trying to coo- You turned off the stove?! You little-" The phone rang. "I'll deal with you later." He stomped to the phone. "Hello? ... Oh, hello Japan." England sat down at the table and started a conversation with Japan. France raised his eyebrows. 'Not as planned... but I have a new idea.' He grinned devilishly. He crawled past England and under the table. England jumped when he felt France rub against his legs. "Go away!" He mouthed. France's smirked widened as he shook his head. England rolled his eyes and decided to ignore him.

Bad idea, England.

France unzipped Britain's pants again, making the brit kick at him. France held England's legs down with one arm, and grabbed his cock with the other. England jolted again, glaring down at France. France giggled, bringing his tongue to England's tip. "Hah...." England panted quietly. "Huh? N-No I'm alright. Sorry." France tried not to laugh as he slid England into his mouth. England melted, slumping down in the chair. He kept his conversation going, using all of his self control not to moan or lose track of his surroundings. France pulled Britain's pants off, boxers too, making the brit jump. France pulled his lover's shoes and socks off as well. When Britain shut his eyes, France bobbed his head faster. Britain grunted quietly, putting his hand on France's head and pulling his hair lightly. France pulled a small bottle of lube out (cause we all know he carried lube in his pocket) and coated his fingers in the substance. He released Britain's cock and put a finger in the gentleman's perfect ass.

Britain groaned loudly, shocking Japan. "S-sorry, Japan. I, uh, hit my foot on the table." 'He's a good liar.' France thought, pumping the finger in and out of Britain's hole. France shoved two more fingers in, making England tense. France started licking up and down England's cock, which made England relax again. The frenchman pumped his fingers slowly, trying to find England's prostate. 'Where is it?' He furrowed his eyebrow, taking Britain's head in his mouth. The grip on the back of France's head tightened, not that France cared. "AH!" England yelled suddenly, making France smirk. 'Found it.' "Sorry, Japan. The frog s-scared me." 'Not a complete lie.'

France pumped his fingers faster, as well as his head. England gulped, pushing France's head further down his cock. France groaned, his own member pressing uncomfortably against his pants. "J-Japan. I'll have to call you back. France won't l-leave me alone..." He hung up with Japan. France smirked, taking his fingers and mouth away. He crawled out from under the table. "Aw. I thought you were enjoying it, too." England blushed, grabbing France's arm and dragging him towards a chair. He sat the frenchman down and smashed their lips together. "You're lucky I love you, frog." He murmered, straddling France. France smiled, wrapping his arms around the englishman. England reached down, unzippin France's pretty pantaloons (A/N: Lol) and pulled his member out. France got the message and grabbed the lube, spreading it over his cock. Britain positioned himself over France, slowly sitting on him.

"Ah~." England's face flushed as his eyelids fell halfway. France grunted slightly, grasping England's hips. England sat still for a few minutes, letting himself get used to the feeling of France inside of him. Once he was ready, he lifted himself up. He slammed himself back down, making him moan and arch his back. France helped stay balanced while he moved. The french perv felt himself flush a little as he started licking and sucking England's chest. "Hah.... D-dammit, frog..." Britain breathed out as France attached himself to England's nipple, swirling his tongue around the skin. Britain yelled out in ecstacy when France hit his prostate. England's face grew redder and his thrusts sped up. France let Britain's chest go and pulled his lover down for a kiss. As his tongue explored the tea-flavored cavern, he reached around and grabbed the perfect ass that gave him the idea to do all of this. "Hah~! F-FRANCE!" Britain called out, spilling his seed onto France's shirt. The sudden tightening in England's ass sent France over the edge. He groaned loudly as he released into the brit. England leaned his head against France's shoulder, panting loudly. "...You're an... an ass, frog." Britain growled, lifting himself off of France. France slipped his, now soiled, shirt off and threw it in the hamper. He came up behind England, as he was putting his pants back on, and hugged him. France smiled at Britain's flushed face. "Je t'aime aussi, en Angleterre."
I DO NOT OWN HETALIA
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:iconfacepokerplz: ...... I... I have nothing to say...

:iconwhatdoesitmeanplz: THE FRUK.... IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS. FJSDJKLSJDLSJK
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Waterpixe Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
OMGHFIUHRIUFHIUHFIH THE FRUK THE LOVE I SHIP ITTTTTTTT
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HikariNur-chan01 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
YUSH.
THE FRUK.
IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS <3
You don't like FrUK?
Whatever XD
Awesum lemon, bruh.
I swear Japan was all: "..."
Then: "OMFG."
Thus: "YAOI."
... Maybe XD
Poor Japan *pat pat*
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Lily-Cas Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015
-falls over laughing- IMAGINE JAPAN'S FACE AND WHAT IF HE HAD IGGY PN SPEAKER WITH CHINA OR THE AXIS LISTENING XDDD
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thatclaudefangirl Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
Damn England has some wonderful self control. Poor Japan though. He's probably wondering what the hell was really going on over there
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Animelova4evs Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I loved it! But I had to read it in stealth mode because I was reading it in school!
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ThePhantomHaunter Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
Good god. xD At School? Wow. Rebel Much? xD
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Animelova4evs Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You don't like  FrUK? LoveWithABrokenHeart 
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
i like it better than i used to
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stardust1019735 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
Some pairings I like a bit better than others including FrUk over UsUk and Prumano over Spamano( just barely. =3= ) Aweshome lemon, bro.
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Bbg100 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
Meanwhile, in Japan:  :iconchibijapanplz:
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ThePhantomHaunter Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
Hahaha~ xD Oh gawd I can imagine Japan being like, wtf just happened. And then maybe at one point he gets turned on, but poor Japan is so lonely... ;-; He needs a someone.
...
I don't recall a Japan pairing honestly.
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Bbg100 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
Greece x Japan is cute and likely.  I also think italy x japan is cute, if unlikely and otp smashing.
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ThePhantomHaunter Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
Greece x Japan is much likely, yes that sounds fitting. I never really heard of it before but now that I think about it that sounds pretty accurate and not a bad shipping whatsoever. 
Anime Emoji (Oh yay dance) [V2]  PURRFECT~
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FlameQuill Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
love it :)
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fishesar Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student Writer
pretty pantaloons XD
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AristocraticPleasure Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
Probably shouldn't be posting this on my rp account ahaha-

FRUK
And even if it burns, it's okay /strokes

Like I would write UsUK for my friend if she asked me to
but not smut-

but uhhh anyway, this was nice to read >w<

And I take it you like UsUK better, right? =3
Personally, I prefer FrUK, but it's not like I'm one of those people who are always like 'DIE USUK SHIPPERS DIE' cause seriously..
fandom wars are completely stupid... -.-

ANYWAY I LOVE THIS FIC
right
that's what I have to say~

.... Cera out-
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stardust1019735 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
World war three. UsUk versus FrUk. You have been warned. 9-9
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AristocraticPleasure Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
omfg
no
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol
its not that i have anything against FrUk (i like it now actually, one of my otps uwu) its just, when i wrote this, i was like "BLUH FRANCE BLUH YOU PERV" and was going through my hetalia weeb phase *shudder*

But now I ship almost everything. Its very rare when I dont ship something (i almost said shit something oh my god)
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AristocraticPleasure Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
....
I would hope it's rare if you don't do that.. xD

Ahh I know that feel
I don't normally do smut anyway ahaha
it's just.. weird??
Yeah weird.

I don't think I was ever a weaboo, but maybe?? I guess we all go through that, lol.
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arthurkirkland9182 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2012
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID THIS END UP ON THE INTERNET OH GOD MY LIFE IS RUINED
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NerdGirlSoFly Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist
Man up. Oh wait, well... Technically you did top
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ARTHUR I'M SORRY. IT WAS A TRADE FOR A COMPUTER WALLPAPER. ;A;
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arthurkirkland9182 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
BUT STILL!
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN "I'M SORRY"! ;A;
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arthurkirkland9182 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
*sighs* its ok.......
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stardust1019735 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
France: But we were meant for eachozher, Angleterre.

Me: France is my brother. :3
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Lovino1 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Student Photographer
never again will i read...yoai
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:icontherethereplz:
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Pianodream Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OH MON DIEU I like it. :iconfrenchsquealplz:
And I don't get what's burning with FRUK. People keep shoving weird pairings in my face so maybe I'm just used though. XD
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad! :la:

Well, I was just joking. I kinda like FrUk. (Not as much as UsUk, but I still like it) My fave pairing with France is Franada. :la:

You're lucky you're so awesome. :iconmingplz: I wouldn't have done this if you weren't awesome.
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Pianodream Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
AMG THANK YOU. :iconohstopityouplz:

I read a crpload of doujinshis, but I have reall no attirance for Franada... More into FrUk, UsUk and PruAus. And GerIta.
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome! :iconfrancelaplz: (<-I didn't think that existed. I just guessed. XD)

GerIta, UsUk, PruAus. Those are pairings I love. XD
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Surrik-dah-hunter Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It burns XD?! Don't like FrUk?
I don't either...
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
IT BURNS.

Lol
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Surrik-dah-hunter Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
IT DOESSSSS
IT JUST
AGH MY EYES
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol XD
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Surrik-dah-hunter Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup... I'm done xD
WAIT
No I'm not...
BURNSSS
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DanuAvalonArtemis Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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